Steve Guttenberg was jacked, Dane Cook is gay, and other ramblings from Beyond the Veil

Loyal Readers,

I am devoting this edition to various topics.

Topic a.)

Great Googly Moogly! Did anyone realize how good Steve Guttenberg's physique was? The man was built like a Greek god.

Topic b.)

I think the fact that Dane Cook is gay needs to be documented on the internet. This has been verified to us here at Things We See by a very reliable source.

We know you are a homosexual, Dane, so quit it with the whole overly hetero frat dude persona. Stop living a lie! Embrace your true self! I used to find you funny before you became overexposed and irritating (and even admitting that fact has become a surefire way to lose street cred in many respectable social circles.) You're on the fast track to becoming the next Andy Dick.

I think it's about time you rethink your life, your career, and your roles.

Topic c.)

My review of Dr. Scholls Gel Insoles after roughly 3 hours of wear.

8.0/10

I am gellin' like the dragon puppet from Eureka's Castle.

Topic d.)

My review of No Country for Old Men.

This is a legitimately great movie, that deserved all the acclaim it got. It was exciting, scary, emotional, and thought provoking.

9.0/10